11/05/2024 | Press release | Distributed by Public on 11/05/2024 19:40
It's a tail as old as time, police arrested a man wearing a green dinosaur costume on October 11th after he was spotted stealing packages in Capitol Hill.
On Friday, October 11th around 3 AM a man called 911 to report a dinosaur man wearing a dinosaur costume had broken into his apartment building and stolen some packages. Officers responding to the call spotted the man who matched the description of a man wearing a period-inaccurate green dinosaur costume carrying a backpack stuffed with other people's mail.
Police arrested the 34-year-old dino-human hybrid and booked him into jail for two counts of burglary.
Now the moment you have all been waiting for, video evidence that dinosaurs walked the Earth.